Friday, October 12, 2012

legs, costumes, clothing sizes.

And, while i should be wrapping things up on a Friday, a bit of a post.

i want my legs to look like Anna Dello Russo's at 50. (And we can forgive her the pink heels with the red dress; she's editor of Vogue Japan and they do their own thing over there.)

While researching my Halloween costume this year, i came upon this great movie smash-up image. Also, thinking of getting these boots this weekend, 'cause i've been stalking them for at least 5 years (and stealing my younger cousin's at family gatherings). Anyway.

The Lumineers' self-titled album has been in my head for a week solid, with a nod to both Pandora (during the past month) and Asuka (who put a copy of Flowers in Your Hair in the mix she made me for the Chicago trip). i'm reasonably certain i've sent relevant tracks to most of you, so you all know this.

The Chicago trip was enjoyable, speaking of, but not as effective as hoped. Asuka PR'd by 11 minutes (!!) with the marathon, and tolerated being dragged to Zara and Topshop (so i could figure out their sizing systems for ordering purposes).

Clothing sizing systems are ridiculous. i'm a pretty solid 2 here in the States, but a 6 in most European sizes, and a Zara medium. Looking into it, anthropometry is, literally, the measure of (a) man. Wikipedia's clothing size charts are pretty fascinating, and size zero gets it's own wikipedia entry (frequently being "measurements of chest-stomach-hips from 30-22-32 inches (76-56-81 cm) to 33-25-35 inches (84-64-89 cm)".). (sigh)
Interesting NYTimes article here, as followed from wiki references.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

going the distances, and gran fondo origin

30 minute break this afternoon involved:


Calculating the mileage per week one would need to run (presumably over a lifetime, let's say 30 years) to equal the distance between the Earth and the Moon (238,900 miles, averaged between the two apogees), you'd have to run 153 miles/week.

LZ wanted to know if it was a do-able life goal. Short answer, not really.

i'd say it's reasonable to say that most of us range around 15-25 miles/week, pending race schedule. Let's say 15 miles/week, over 30 years you'd run 23400 miles. Nothing to sneeze at, for sure. The circumference of the Earth at the equator is 24901.55 miles, which is roughly 15.9 miles/week over 30 years, so that's a tiny bit more workable.

She also linked this picture of an otter, whom i imagine saying, 'oh, you!'

And then this happened via gchat with BryanS, as he cycles and i've been reading too many cycling blogs
me:  question
 Bryan:  answer
 me:  what's a fondo?
as in the Italian cycling term gran fondo?
 Bryan:  i am not sure
internet says distance or endurance
 me:  googling  yeah
i'm simply curious as to the origin of the term
"The Gran Fondo or Open is derived its origin in Italy and is commonly translated "Big Ride""
hrm
 Bryan:  google translate says fondo is bottom
 me:  big bottom.
(raises an eyebrow)
it seemed to have many definitions based on context
 Bryan:  most of them seems to be depth related
 me:  hm
 Bryan:  sooo, i guess endurance kind of fits
going as far as possible
 me:  particularly hilly races?
no
to the depths!
thank you,.
 Bryan:  we're a good google team
if only i could get a paper on that
 me:  meeeee, too

Sunday, September 30, 2012

google map-y, fall colors, inbreeding and eye makeup

Illustrations in the style of Google maps originally done by this guy. Yes.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle reboot? i've apparently been living under a rock.

A fall colors (autumnal leaves) report for Wisconsin kept current by the WI travel board.

From Dr. Hawks' blog, one of the most entertaining quotes i read last week, and it regarded inbreeding. (i'm not particularly worried about marrying any of my relations, but it just happened to be an entertaining quote.)

Interesting eye makeup here, for those who might be into such things.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

non-context observations, heels, biker ID

Intermittent agitation. Try to say it 5 times fast.

Curious snippets of conversation lately, with the outside observer who resides in my head snickering along: With a labmate, upon being thanked for wearing a (particular) shirt (His comment was  something like, 'i appreciate that you're wearing your shirt today', and my immediate response was, 'Well, it's a bit chilly without it'), "Thank you and you're welcome." To LZ, regarding acquisition of a swimsuit, "And it's a long story ending in triathlon."

Saw some wandering bands of students playing Humans v/s Zombies on Sunday night. Guess it's that time of year. i was a tiny bit surprised to see an article regarding it appear in the campus news email, though.

Other things; random links about high heels: t-rex heels (via BOTH LZ and Holly), and pixletated heels.

And finally, a curious arc from fb this morning regarding an astoundingly awesome bike (cyclist) blog, which almost immediately yielded this pretty hilarious article(fave part? okay: "In fact, there's a traditional rivalry between Roadies and Mountain Bikers, which leads Mountain Bikers to do extremely irritating things like try to race Roadies who are simply out for a ride, which, if you're a Roadie, is sort of like being goaded by a hillbilly while you're browsing an art gallery."). Additionally, i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks bikers resemble flocks of birds - bright plumage, fast, lightboned, in aerodynamic-ish formations, etc.

Furthermore, anyone heard the new Mumford and Sons album? i've been youtubing bits and pieces for a while now, but not the whole thing, together and polished.




(i frequently break my own heart.)

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

common nicknames, fitness studies, bombs-n-beer

While we're on the subject of language....Peg or Peggy is frequently a nickname of people named Margaret, as Bill is for William and Bob for Robert (Dick used instead of Richard is less common these days, but anyway,) and i've always been curious as to the logic behind that. Googling away, my personal theory includes Cockney rhyming slang, but the internets seems to like consonant mutation better.

Kelly AT shared a rather interesting link arc of her own today, culminating in the super interesting and prolly-never-able-to-be-repeated study of the effects of starvation diets, done in the '50s in Minnesota (even more interesting, participant involvment apparently an alternative to the draft). She came upon it through links in an article on the ridiculous (fitness-related) stuff that comes out of Paul Ryan's mouth, including the claim of having between 6-8% body fat. His debunked claim of a sub-3 hour marathon has incited the wrath of the running community something fierce, and there's been a ton of recent articles regarding people lying about their now-easily-checked race times pop up in various places; an article today in the Times here, the original Runner's World Ryan thread here, and a semi-related one a few weeks ago in the New Yorker about a man who even went so far as to make up an entire race (with other "people" and their times). Sheesh.

Also fitness related/along the same lines as the starvation study, only with exercise, a recent article in the Times reporting a study indicating that moderate amounts of exercise will decrease weight more (teehee) than large amounts.

From NPR via LZ, a study of beer safety following nearby nuclear explosion. "As for radiation, they checked, and found that bottles closest to ground zero were indeed radioactive, but only mildly so. Exposure, the authors say, "did not carry over to the contents." The sodas and beer were "well within the permissible limits for emergency use," which means, says Alex, "It won't hurt you in the short term."

Sunday, September 16, 2012

meteorite ID, burning man, Mordor and modeling

Tripped over this highly entertaining how-to-ID-a-meteorite-you-found-lying-around site the other day. Oh, goodness. i particularly like the "NOT A METEORITE" tags on some of the pictures.

For Jack, a mostly-serious Atlantic article regarding Burning Man, and a less-ducumentary-though-more-amusing-one.


Annnd, losing ever more nerd cred, i had to google the Mordor meme, as Tolkien has never been my thing. Apparently, the Shire is in Wisconsin, and Mordor in Chicago? Ya know, i'm really not terribly that surprised.
Late note, at the request of Bryan S: So, Van Hise Hall on the UW-Madison campus is called "the birthplace of (Tolkien's )Elven language" on the UW wikipedia page as well as on the official tours, with no real explanation. Backtracking the story lead to this article regarding a grad student who is expert enough on the language to help elaborate/teach it out for the LOTR movies. In actuality, the languages are an invention of Tolkien's, based on Finnish and Welsh.


A NYTimes writer-turned-model documenting his experiences here. My fave part?Concerning a proper modeling attitude:
"I needed to eradicate this crippling mind-set. I knew it would help me if I created a character. I started with the name Hank but then bumped it up to Hanque. I decided Hanque is a former Lufthansa flight attendant who is possibly Nordic — his unplaceable accent swerves wildly from a remote farm outside Oslo to a dimly lighted bar in Akron.
Whenever Hanque says “fabulous,” it comes out “fahvolous.” Hanque likes vegan baked goods, vintage motorcycles and Sofia Coppola when she wears aqua in airports. Hanque dreams of one day seeing bumper stickers encouraging drivers to “Hanque if you love Hanque.”"

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Lab meeting in the morning, and of course i'm posting on my blog...

From this morning, having read through a ridiculous list of famous bits of wartime trash-talk, the wikipedia definition of the Spartans' laconic phrase. i was pleased to note that "Molon labe" ('Come and take them', in reference to having to surrender weapons to the Persians at the Battle of Thermopylae) was on the list. One of the early battles during the Texas Revolution was kicked off by the similar phrase "Come and Take It", regarding a canon given to the Texans for their protection against raids being recalled by the Spanish Government.

Also, check out this really cool invisible bike helmet!